Do you think that T-shirts should be black, shoes should be Connies, beards are tops, double denim and a comb-over is a legitimate fashion choice, no bar is better than The Last Chance and the man still needs sticking it to?

Then grab a beer, strap yourself in and stand un-steadily ready at the ramparts. Bastard North is here!

"A real dirty rock and roll band! Dirty!" ... more